Driving without brakes

Free-market capitalism is undoubtedly the engine of choice for powering the world economy (and money is the fuel that it runs on). This was the inescapable conclusion to be drawn from the collapse of communism and the great ideological argument of the last century. But obviously no one wants a vehicle that hurtles around in an uncontrolled fashion. The most powerful engine imaginable (and the fuel to run it) is useless and potentially dangerous without the controls to steer it and adjust the speed.

You cannot have an economy whose sole purpose is for owners to enrich themselves at the expense of workers and consumers. Buyers and sellers seeking to maximise their gains with little or no concern for others is a blueprint for conflict and disaster. There has to be some redistribution of wealth, otherwise the social fabric that binds us together is progressively jeopardised. It has to be careful it doesn’t overplay its hand, but the state has to have a role in protecting its citizens against the worst excesses of free markets. It must act as society’s conscience.

The recent claims of price fixing by oil companies reveal the dark side of unfettered free market capitalism. One worrying aspect of this is the collateral profiteering by the government. If the basic price of petrol is deemed to be illegally high, it follows that the taxation is also illegally high, given that fuel duty is a percentage of the pump price (currently about 60%). Clearly, governments should not tolerate conditions that allow social cohesion to be sacrificed in worship of the markets. They certainly shouldn’t exacerbate those conditions themselves.

In the current economic conditions, it may seem like we’re driving uphill and don’t need to worry about brakes, but that doesn’t mean we should dispense with them altogether.

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Earthwatch Uncovered

If you’re wondering why everything has gone quiet on the blog recently, it’s because I’ve been focusing on my new serialised story, ‘Earthwatch Uncovered’.

In Chapter 7, polkingbeal67 receives a transmission from Earth suggesting smolin9 has gone mad, threatening to commit terrorist acts. The news is conveyed to the planet’s leader….

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My next book will be the ultimate key to the map of life, a jeweled window to the soul of mankind, an illuminating journey through the complexities and mysteries of the human condition. In the meantime, just make do with this story about wacky space aliens.

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Smolin9′s snapshots from the Pale Blue Dot


Compulsory public showers in the street!

I knew from our research that earthlings had public baths. The emphasis on communal bathing is nevertheless surprising. I certainly didn’t expect to see compulsory public showers in the street!

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Woke up, fell out of bed …


Sir Alex Ferguson's successor is named.
Sir Alex Ferguson’s successor is named

BBC News, Thursday 9 May 2013
David Moyes will succeed Sir Alex Ferguson as Manchester United manager.

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Earthwatch Uncovered

If you’re wondering why everything has gone quiet on the blog recently, it’s because I’ve been focusing on my new serialised story, ‘Earthwatch Uncovered’.

In Chapter 5, earthling media footage of vintage Morys spacecrafts upsets polkingbeal67…

In Chapter 6, smolin9 drops a bombshell. Three episodes are filmed back-to back. Polkingbeal67′s behaviour becomes erratic and smolin9 disappears to the Pale Blue Dot…

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My next book will be the ultimate key to the map of life, a jeweled window to the soul of mankind, an illuminating journey through the complexities and mysteries of the human condition. In the meantime, just make do with this story about wacky space aliens.

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Earthwatch Uncovered #4

The fourth chapter of my new serialised story, ‘Earthwatch Uncovered’ is now available.

In this chapter, MMBC managers criticise the series for being politically incorrect. The second episode focuses on Stephen Hawking’s time travel video. Smolin9 confides his feelings about Melinda…

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My next book will be the ultimate key to the map of life, a jeweled window to the soul of mankind, an illuminating journey through the complexities and mysteries of the human condition. In the meantime, just make do with this story about wacky space aliens.

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snooker snoozer

Some earthling sports are wretchedly boring to watch. This snooker snoozer demonstrates that even playing them can be sleep-inducing!

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Earthwatch Uncovered

The third chapter of my new serialised story, ‘Earthwatch Uncovered’ is now available.

In this chapter, the presenters turn up late for the first day of shooting. The focus of the first episode is on the earthlings’ discovery of the treacletron (‘Higgs bosun’)….

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My next book will be the ultimate key to the map of life, a jeweled window to the soul of mankind, an illuminating journey through the complexities and mysteries of the human condition. In the meantime, just make do with this story about wacky space aliens.

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The bible of vulgar celebrity

The Guinness Book of World Records, a terrifying glimpse into the darkest recesses of human aspiration, is published in 23 languages and sells about 3.5 million copies a year in over a hundred countries. According to its website, Guinness World Records “aims to inspire ordinary people to do extra-ordinary things.” Whoever you are and whatever your background, you can try and achieve something, no matter how inane, bizarre, dangerous, pointless or just plain stupid. You don’t have to be concerned with improving the human condition in any way. All you need is the necessary hubris and perverseness.

Cycling backwards while playing a violin, crushing eggs against your head or balancing a car on it, growing ridiculously long ear hair… All these and more compete for attention in a ludicrous litany of lunacy. Guinness World Records is not an opportunity to write history. It’s an opportunity to conceal it under a sea of crap.

A couple of years ago, one of the ‘ordinary’ people inspired by the paean to idiocy and excess secured the dubious honour of being included in the book for travelling the farthest distance on a zip wire using hair. Today, Sailendra Nath Roy, a police driver, attempted to improve on his record by crossing the Teesta river in West Bengal, India, suspended by his ponytail tied in a loop. A large number of people gathered on a bridge to watch the feat.

His wife had urged him to quit performing dangerous stunts and Mr Roy assured her that crossing the Teesta river would be his last. It was. Half way through the stunt, he suffered a massive heart failure.

Another sacrifice to the god of vulgar celebrity.

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Earthwatch Uncovered

The second chapter of my new serialised story, ‘Earthwatch Uncovered’ is now available.

In this chapter, the producer introduces his theme for the series. The presenters, smolin9 and polkingbeal67, wander off track and start squabbling. Eventually they all agree on a topic for the first show…

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My next book will be the ultimate key to the map of life, a jeweled window to the soul of mankind, an illuminating journey through the complexities and mysteries of the human condition. In the meantime, just make do with this story about wacky space aliens.

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