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Evening Standard, Tuesday 29 January 2013
Children’s minister Elizabeth Truss today announced reforms aimed at improving the quality of childcare staff. New nursery staff will be expected to have at least C-grade GCSE in English and maths. Only nurseries employing better-qualified staff will be able to relax the ratio of children to adults, and Miss Truss insisted childcare professionals need to be better qualified.

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David Winship has written an unauthorised autobiography and several critically disdained literary tomes. His work is frequently compared with Steinbeck, Orwell and Hemingway, but unfortunately Mike Steinbeck, Daisy Orwell and Howard Hemingway were all terrible writers. He has been totally overlooked for the most prestigious literary awards worldwide, which is a shame as most of the words are spelled correctly. In fact, his books contain material that ranks with the finest literary works in history: all the right letters are there, just not necessarily in the right order.

Dave’s blog (The Speed Of Dark Blog) is part of his crusade for truth and justice and universal entitlement to free real ale. It may well be that his whole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.

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