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Boris Johnson reaches new heights of popularity
Boris Johnson reaches new heights of popularity

Daily Telegraph, Tuesday 9 October 2012
Boris Johnson’s reception this week at Birmingham New Street Station was near-ecstatic – hundreds of activists cheering, “Bo-ris! Bo-ris!” as he got off the train. It’s hard to think of any other politician, alive or dead, who would get that sort of treatment.

ITV News, Wednesday 21 September 2012
Andrew Mitchell, who was promoted in Mr Cameron’s reshuffle two weeks ago, lost his temper after police refused to open the gates of Downing Street – asking him instead to use a small pedestrian gate to the side. Mr Mitchell launched a verbal assault on one police constable and stepped up his tirade when a second asked him to calm down.


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David Winship has written an unauthorised autobiography and several critically disdained literary tomes. His work is frequently compared with Steinbeck, Orwell and Hemingway, but unfortunately Mike Steinbeck, Daisy Orwell and Howard Hemingway were all terrible writers. He has been totally overlooked for the most prestigious literary awards worldwide, which is a shame as most of the words are spelled correctly. In fact, his books contain material that ranks with the finest literary works in history: all the right letters are there, just not necessarily in the right order.

Dave’s blog (The Speed Of Dark Blog) is part of his crusade for truth and justice and universal entitlement to free real ale. It may well be that his whole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.

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