The Speed Of Dark

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Olympics closing ceremony to feature dangling Boris?

Olympics closing ceremony – all bets are now off!

BBC, Wednesday 1 August 2012
The Mayor of London Boris Johnson is left dangling on a zip wire for several minutes when it stops working at an Olympic live screen event.

Sky News, Saturday 28 July 2012
Olympics Opening ceremony – actors pretending to be the the Queen and James Bond Daniel Craig leapt from a helicopter.

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David Winship has written an unauthorised autobiography and several critically disdained literary tomes. His work is frequently compared with Steinbeck, Orwell and Hemingway, but unfortunately Mike Steinbeck, Daisy Orwell and Howard Hemingway were all terrible writers. He has been totally overlooked for the most prestigious literary awards worldwide, which is a shame as most of the words are spelled correctly. In fact, his books contain material that ranks with the finest literary works in history: all the right letters are there, just not necessarily in the right order.

Dave’s blog (The Speed Of Dark Blog) is part of his crusade for truth and justice and universal entitlement to free real ale. It may well be that his whole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.

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