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This blog is an attempt to shine a torch into the dark corners. Defying the second law of thermodynamics, it started out with maximum disorder and therefore cannot succumb to entropy. It's equal parts dead serious and dead silly. Sometimes, when the hosting server goes down, it's just plain dead. If you decide to join me in my parallel universe, prepare to travel at the speed of dark... |
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Reuters, Friday 16 March 2012
Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams announced unexpectedly on Friday that he would step down at the end of the year. He said it was time to move on after a decade as archbishop. “I would hope that my successor has the constitution of an ox and the skin of a rhinoceros,” he said.
The Telegraph, Monday 12 March 2012
Inappropriate use of the word “literally” has become so commonplace it is now “epidemic”, a leading author said yesterday.
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| This intergalactically recognised award was presented to The Speed Of Dark Blog by The Speed Of Dark Awards Commission. |
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| I am delighted to have been nominated for the 2012 Tony Blair Ducking Under The Bar Award for boldly raising the bar and diving under it. I knew I had the potential to be a great underachiever. |
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| I've racked up another prestigious award - the Eric Morecambe 'Mister Preview' Prize. According to the award citation, The Speed Of Dark Blog contains material that ranks with the finest literary works in history. All the right letters are there, but not necessarily in the right order. |
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