Woke up, fell out of bed …


Woke up, fell out of bed ...
Rowan Williams

Reuters, Friday 16 March 2012
Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams announced unexpectedly on Friday that he would step down at the end of the year. He said it was time to move on after a decade as archbishop. “I would hope that my successor has the constitution of an ox and the skin of a rhinoceros,” he said.

The Telegraph, Monday 12 March 2012
Inappropriate use of the word “literally” has become so commonplace it is now “epidemic”, a leading author said yesterday.

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David Winship has written an unauthorised autobiography and several critically disdained literary tomes. His work is frequently compared with Steinbeck, Orwell and Hemingway, but unfortunately Mike Steinbeck, Daisy Orwell and Howard Hemingway were all terrible writers. He has been totally overlooked for the most prestigious literary awards worldwide, which is a shame as most of the words are spelled correctly. In fact, his books contain material that ranks with the finest literary works in history: all the right letters are there, just not necessarily in the right order.

Dave’s blog (The Speed Of Dark Blog) is part of his crusade for truth and justice and universal entitlement to free real ale. It may well be that his whole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.

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