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Yaya Toure may quit Man City over birthday party 'snub'
Yaya Toure may quit Man City over birthday party ‘snub’

talkSPORT, Tuesday 20th May 2014
Yaya Toure is feeling very, very sorry for himself. According to his agent, the Ivorian does not feel valued at the Etihad stadium, after the club failed to wish him happy birthday last week. Toure, who won his second Premier League with Man City recently, turned 31 on 13 May, but it appears success and vast riches count for nothing when your boss does not even have the decency to throw you a birthday party.

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