Time runs out for Yang Dacai

Yang Dacai's luxury watch collection

Spoiler alert – there’s a bad joke coming.

Yang Dacai, head of the Shaanxi Provincial Bureau of Work Safety, has been sacked after photographs of him wearing a multitude of expensive watches circulated on the internet. Yang claimed that he had bought the watches with his own salary and no corruption was involved. But, let’s face it, he’s supposed to be a busy public official and the photos clearly prove he had too much time on his hands!


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David Winship has written an unauthorised autobiography and several critically disdained literary tomes. His work is frequently compared with Steinbeck, Orwell and Hemingway, but unfortunately Mike Steinbeck, Daisy Orwell and Howard Hemingway were all terrible writers. He has been totally overlooked for the most prestigious literary awards worldwide, which is a shame as most of the words are spelled correctly. In fact, his books contain material that ranks with the finest literary works in history: all the right letters are there, just not necessarily in the right order.

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