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Earthlings are increasingly worried about global warming and the environment. Today, I’m visiting one of their wind farms, where they’re presumably hoping to grow some, er, wind.
The power plants you can see here have now fully emerged as giant fans ready to take on the task of cooling the planet.
Unfortunately, in order to print money for all the green subsidies, they’ve had to cut down all the trees. So much for the environment!
This is me, smolin9, the MMBC’s Pale Blue Dot correspondent, signing off from a wind farm somewhere on the land mass known as Great Britain.
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