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The British Met Office has lowered by 20% its previous prediction of how much hotter the planet will get in the next few years. Which is inconvenient, not to say embarrassing, for the plethora of scientists, politicians and policy makers who, taking their lead from an earthling called Al Gore, spent the last decade issuing dire predictions of melting ice caps, dying polar bears, flooding coastlines and heatwaves. Global temperatures stalled fifteen earthling years ago and have yet to rise again, confounding the experts who are now backtracking like bewildered lobsters.
It seems they were trying to create a better world for nothing!
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