Global warming is on ice

MMBC News

Save the Arctic. Donate ice.
Morys Minor’s most watched news channel

MMBC News
The British Met Office has lowered by 20% its previous prediction of how much hotter the planet will get in the next few years. Which is inconvenient, not to say embarrassing, for the plethora of scientists, politicians and policy makers who, taking their lead from an earthling called Al Gore, spent the last decade issuing dire predictions of melting ice caps, dying polar bears, flooding coastlines and heatwaves. Global temperatures stalled fifteen earthling years ago and have yet to rise again, confounding the experts who are now backtracking like bewildered lobsters.

It seems they were trying to create a better world for nothing!

This is me, smolin9, the MMBC’s Pale Blue Dot correspondent, signing off from an ice floe somewhere in the Arctic.

Visit MMBC News regularly for up-to-the-minute news from around the universe: intergalactic events, features and analysis from Ynonmaq Decimus, Oov, the Pale Blue Dot and all the other inhabited planets. Our mission is to get at the truth and do amazing things with it.

© MMBC (Morys Minor Broadcasting Corporation)


Previous

Next

MMBC News Menu Page

The Voyager Series

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.

 

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.