Felix Baumgartner

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Highlights, interviews and analysis from Earth’s media (Oct 2012)
Austrian Felix Baumgartner became the first skydiver to go faster than the speed of sound, jumping out of a balloon from the edge of space – 24 miles above New Mexico. The 43-year-old also smashed the record for the highest ever freefall. “Sometimes you have to be really high to see how small you really are,” he said. “I didn’t feel a sonic boom because I was so busy just trying to stabilise myself. We’ll have to wait and see if we really broke the sound barrier. It was really a lot harder than I thought it was going to be.”


Felix Baumgartner's record-breaking jump

smolin9: One thing I don’t understand. Apparently, this guy said he almost aborted the dive because his helmet visor fogged up. How could he abort the dive? If Earthlings have developed a way of switching gravity off, how would they do it without affecting everybody else? So you’re enjoying a nice Sunday afternoon by the river, when the water all turns to globules and floats away, along with your deckchair and your picnic. What do you do – just shrug your shoulders and say ‘Oh dear, never mind, old Felix must be having a bit of trouble with his visor’?
polkingbeal67: I think you’re jumping to a few conclusions there.
smolin9: Felix Baumgartner would have been jumping to a conclusion if his chute hadn’t opened.
polkingbeal67: I’m sure even Earthlings are capable of thoroughly testing these things. There’s no way it would have failed.
smolin9: Yeh, even if it had, I’m sure they’d have given him a refund or a replacement.
polkingbeal67: By the way, did you notice the location of Baumgartner’s jump? It was over Roswell, New Mexico, where a terrible abomination against our race took place over half a century ago.
smolin9: Oh yeh. Now, right there – that’s an example of a truly awful parachute. When our engineers said it was guaranteed to open on impact, why did no one think…? Anyway, I couldn’t do what Baumgartner did. I’m terrified of heights.
polkingbeal67: Really? That’s illogical. How can heights, or widths for that matter, be terrifying? Fear of falling makes more sense. So, yes, skydiving – there’s nothing to it really.
smolin9: Well, of course, the hard part is the ground.
polkingbeal67: You crazy bubblehead! Mind you, he was 24 miles up, so if his chute hadn’t opened, he would have had a long time to think about it before he hit the ground.
smolin9: Yeh, plenty of time. The rest of his life! Earthlings have a saying: if at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you. But I tell you what, I’m impressed with his survival suit.
polkingbeal67: Yes, without it, his blood would have boiled and his lungs might have exploded.
smolin9: Right. I really must get one for my next visit to Earth. That’s exactly what happens to me when I watch their reality TV.

 

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