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Tag Archives: UKIP
Is free movement of labour really a panacea?
David Cameron’s pledge to renegotiate the terms of Britain’s EU membership has always had an undercurrent of disingenuity. This became a raging torrent when he announced during his speech at the Conservative Party Conference: “Britain, I know you want this … Continue reading
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Tagged Conservative Party Conference, David Cameron, European Union, free movement of people, UKIP
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When the voting is all done and counted The winners all stand up and shout it: They’re listening again And they all feel our pain. (But they won’t do a damn thing about it.) ITV, Tuesday 27th May 2014 Nigel … Continue reading
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Tagged EU elections, Nigel Farage, UKIP
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Under pressure Clegg defiant after Lib Dem election losses BBC News, Monday 26th May 2014 Nick Clegg has rejected calls for him to stand down as leader of the Liberal Democrats after the party’s worst European election result for 25 … Continue reading
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Tagged EU, LibDem, Nick Clegg, Nigel Farage, UKIP
Does nobody get the irony?
There’s a deliciously British irony about the fact that on Thursday we will turn out in droves to elect UKIP candidates as Members of the European Parliament – the very people who believe we shouldn’t belong to it! The other … Continue reading
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Tagged European elections 2014, UKIP
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Tories accuse Ukip of racism The Huffington Post, Monday 28th April 2014 A Tory Cabinet minister has attacked Ukip for attracting racist activists. The party has also come under heavy fire for a hard-hitting ad campaign warning of the dangers … Continue reading
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Tagged David Cameron, EU open borders policy, Nigel Farage, UKIP
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The Farage-Clegg EU pantomime The Telegraph, Friday 28th March 2014 Only one person is laughing at the Farage-Clegg EU pantomime. Nick Clegg challenged Farage to two fights, and LBC aired the first on Wednesday. David Cameron said he wouldn’t be … Continue reading
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Tagged EU, LibDem, Nick Clegg, Nigel Farage, UKIP
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Ukip is ‘unpatriotic and betraying Britain’, Nick Clegg says Telegraph, Monday 18th November 2013 Nick Clegg says Nigel Farage’s drive to take Britain out of Europe is ‘a betrayal of the national interest’. Previous Next WUFOOB Archive
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Mayan Doomsday Stress The Independent, Tuesday 11 December 2012 David Cameron’s gay marriage proposal causes ill-feeling on all sides. Telegraph, Friday 14 December 2012 David Cameron walks into a political storm by failing to take Tories with him on Europe. … Continue reading
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Tagged Bill Cash, David Cameron, EU membership, gay marriage, Mayan Apocalypse, UKIP
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Mail Online, Thursday 29 November 2012 The head of children’s services in Rotherham has defended the decision to remove three ethnic minority children from foster parents, saying that their affiliation to the UK Independence Party (Ukip) meant they opposed multiculturalism. … Continue reading
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The Guardian, Saturday 26 May 2012 If only this was the last Eurovision Song Contest! The spray-on kitsch is fairly hard to take, but even harder to take is that the organisers actually take it seriously. Previous Next
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Tagged Eurovision 2012, Eurovision Song Contest, humour, Nigel Farage, The Guardian, UKIP
