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When I get bored in lockdown, And feel my patience ebb, I gossip with a spider I discovered on the web. I try to do some yoga (But cannot cross my legs), Make castles out of loo rolls, Draw faces … Continue reading

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Tesco’s pied wagtail BBC News, Thursday 11th Sep 2014 Plans to employ a marksman to shoot a small bird living in a Tesco shop in Norfolk have been put on hold after criticism from TV star Chris Packham. The BBC … Continue reading

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BBC News, Saturday 9 February 2013 The environment secretary is to meet representatives from the Food Standards Agency and meat retailers and suppliers to discuss the horsemeat scandal. Tesco, Aldi and Findus have all had to withdraw food products. Previous … Continue reading

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Tesco burgers win by a nose! London Evening Standard, Thursday 17 January 2013 Horse meat could have been in Tesco beef burgers for years but remained undetected because of insufficient food regulation, it was claimed. Previous Next WUFOOB Archive

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The media is whipping up anti-muslim and anti-jewish sentiments today as it focuses on an article in the Veterinary Record by Professor Bill Reilly, ex-president of the British Veterinary Association. Controversially suggesting that some abattoirs might be refusing to stun … Continue reading

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The revolt against workfare spreads. New Statesman, Saturday 24 February 2012 What began as a revolt against a Tesco job advert which notoriously offered a salary of “JSA + Expenses” has thrown the entire future of the [government’s workfare scheme] … Continue reading

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