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Exile and Beyond

My new book, ‘Exile and Beyond’, is now available in paperback and Kindle formats from Amazon. Exile and Beyond, the fifth part of The Wormhole Series, tells the story of polkingbeal67’s exile from his home planet, Morys Minor. Embarking on … Continue reading

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Smolin9’s snapshots from the Pale Blue Dot

These dolphin creatures are really quite intelligent. Within a few hours, they can train earthling humans to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish. No wonder they’re always grinning. smolin9 Previous Snapshots Menu Page

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The Morys Minor Tales

smolin9 visits flood-hit Somerset ‘The Morys Minor Tales’ has been reissued with the addition of a new story, ‘The Stove Boat’. The Stove Boat, the fourth book of The Wormhole Series, tells the story of how polkingbeal67 from a small … Continue reading

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Stirring The Grass (short stories)

My collection of short stories, Stirring The Grass, will be available for less than one pound from November 28 to December 5 in a special Kindle Countdown promotion! The stories: In Stirring The Grass, Rick Griffin’s Muslim girlfriend, Sara Awad, … Continue reading

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Earthwatch

Presented by polkingbeal67 & smolin9 Earthwatch presenters – polkingbeal67 & smolin9 smolin9: Ask me another one. polkingbeal67: Okay, how many wives did Henry VIII have? smolin9: Well, obviously more than one, or you wouldn’t be asking the question. polkingbeal67: Six. … Continue reading

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Smolin9’s snapshots from the Pale Blue Dot

Earthlings have a strange approach to warfare. Their most powerful weapons are designed not to be used. It’s called deterrence and it goes like this: groups begin stockpiling the most fearsome weapons they can possibly devise to deter any would-be … Continue reading

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MMBC News

Global warming is on ice Morys Minor’s most watched news channel MMBC News The British Met Office has lowered by 20% its previous prediction of how much hotter the planet will get in the next few years. Which is inconvenient, … Continue reading

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MMBC News

Global warming on the Pale Blue Dot Morys Minor’s most watched news channel MMBC News Earthlings are increasingly worried about global warming and the environment. Today, I’m visiting one of their wind farms, where they’re presumably hoping to grow some, … Continue reading

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Smolin9’s snapshots from the Pale Blue Dot

I was constantly baffled by earthlings talking about ‘taking it to the wire’ until I witnessed this strange altercation. Later, I went back to the hotel and had a similar encounter with a closet full of wire hangers. I don’t … Continue reading

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One Way Ticket

My new serialised story, One Way Ticket, is now available. One Way Ticket, the third book of The Wormhole Series, tells the story of how Melinda Hill from Camden in London somehow ends up millions of miles from Earth, marooned, … Continue reading

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