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Mirror, Tuesday 28th April 2015 Panicking Nick Clegg today reached out to Labour as a potential coalition partner. The Lib Dem leader made his move as bookies confirmed Ed Miliband as favourite to be Prime Minister following next week’s general … Continue reading

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The Andy Murray formula

So Westminster has promised Scotland a continuation of the Barnett formula. This pledge, ostensibly an attempt to persuade voters in Scotland to vote no to independence, has been signed by the three major party leaders, David Cameron, Ed Miliband and … Continue reading

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The first duty of a nation state is to think for itself

Government by consent of the governed is the very foundation of democracy. Our parliament derives its authority and legitimacy from the consent of the British people. It therefore beggars belief to hear the deputy prime minister of this country describing … Continue reading

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Under pressure Clegg defiant after Lib Dem election losses BBC News, Monday 26th May 2014 Nick Clegg has rejected calls for him to stand down as leader of the Liberal Democrats after the party’s worst European election result for 25 … Continue reading

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The Farage-Clegg EU pantomime The Telegraph, Friday 28th March 2014 Only one person is laughing at the Farage-Clegg EU pantomime. Nick Clegg challenged Farage to two fights, and LBC aired the first on Wednesday. David Cameron said he wouldn’t be … Continue reading

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Ukip is ‘unpatriotic and betraying Britain’, Nick Clegg says Telegraph, Monday 18th November 2013 Nick Clegg says Nigel Farage’s drive to take Britain out of Europe is ‘a betrayal of the national interest’. Previous Next WUFOOB Archive

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Nick Clegg pledges to clean up parliament The Independent, Sunday 24 May 2013 Nick Clegg: Rebel with a cause to clean up Parliament. “We need to use this as a once-in-a-generation chance to clean politics up from top to toe,” … Continue reading

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Politicians are jumping on the Thatcher bandwagon Daily Express, Monday 22 April 2013 Lady Thatcher’s death looks likely to spur a revival of Thatcherism. David Cameron in particular is wondering if he should be more like her and, according to … Continue reading

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When all else fails there’s always delusion. (Conan O’Brien) Sky News, Sunday 6 January 2013 On Monday, Mr Cameron and Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg will publish a mid-term review of progress the coalition government has made since 2010 and … Continue reading

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Liberal Democrats will “do things differently” The Independent, Thursday 20 September 2012 Nick Clegg has made an abject apology to the nation for his broken promise on university tuition fees in a final attempt to stop his U-turn haunting his … Continue reading

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