The Voyager Series
The official home of the Voyager Series. Find out what happens when Voyager 1 gets picked up by two itinerant spacecombers from Morys Minor...WUFOOB
woke up, fell out of bed
"I read the news today, oh boy."
A sincere and unequivocal attempt to make nonsense of a range of topical issues of the day...Short Stories
Here is a catalogue of my prose writings, including children's fiction, short stories, non-sequiturs and odd scraps of surrealism with or without a straightforward narrative. Don't believe me? Well, to prove it, here's a picture of a man being fired from a cannon:
Dark Matter
Scientists are racing to find dark matter in the universe. You may find some of it here in the form of conspiracy theories, dark secrets, sinister and bizarre tales...The Moonwalkers
The only people ever to have set foot on an astronomical object other than Earth...Featured Page
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The downloads on this site (e.g. pdf versions of Earthwatch and Shackleton's Shed) are free. If you would like to donate a small sum of money to be invested in the upkeep of the site then please scroll down to the bottom of this page and click on the 'Donate' button. Somebody sometime has got to make money from the internet. Let it be me.Awards
This intergalactically recognised award was presented to The Speed Of Dark Blog by The Speed Of Dark Awards Commission.
I am delighted to have been nominated for the 2012 Tony Blair Ducking Under The Bar Award for boldly raising the bar and diving under it. I knew I had the potential to be a great underachiever. 
I've racked up another prestigious award - the Eric Morecambe 'Mister Preview' Prize. According to the award citation, The Speed Of Dark Blog contains material that ranks with the finest literary works in history. All the right letters are there, but not necessarily in the right order. -
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Tag Archives: Morys Minor
Through The Wormhole, Literally
Through The Wormhole, Literally Yes, the book is now available from Amazon! The Voyager 1 space probe was launched by NASA on September 5, 1977, to study the outer solar system and, ultimately, interstellar space. It carried a gold-plated audio-visual … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Nonsense, Story, Voyager Series
Tagged Chuck Berry, Jimmy Carter, Johnny B Goode, Morys Minor, Mozart, NASA, Through The Wormhole Literally, Voyager 1, Voyager Series, wormhole
Inframortian #4
INFRAMORTIAN is the official glossary of the Wormhole Series, a quick and handy reference for the curious reader who wants to know more about Morys Minor and its inhabitants. For your inconvenience, INFRAMORTIAN is not arranged alphabetically. The latest entry … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Nonsense, Story, Voyager Series
Tagged INFRAMORTIAN, Mortian leader, Morys Minor, Voyager Series
Inframortian #3
INFRAMORTIAN is the official glossary of the Wormhole Series, a quick and handy reference for the curious reader who wants to know more about Morys Minor and its inhabitants. For your inconvenience, INFRAMORTIAN is not arranged alphabetically. The latest entry … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Nonsense, Voyager Series
Tagged INFRAMORTIAN, microwocky, Morys Minor, Voyager Series
FREE download of Exile and Beyond! LIMITED OFFER!
The kindle edition of Exile and Beyond is available absolutely free until the end of Wednesday 13th August 2014. Get your copy here! The Wormhole Series
Posted in Humour, Nonsense, Story, Voyager Series
Tagged Exile and Beyond, free download, Kindle, Morys Minor, short story, The Voyager Series
Exile and Beyond
My new book, ‘Exile and Beyond’, is now available in paperback and Kindle formats from Amazon. Exile and Beyond, the fifth part of The Wormhole Series, tells the story of polkingbeal67’s exile from his home planet, Morys Minor. Embarking on … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Story, Voyager Series
Tagged Exile and Beyond, Morys Minor, polkingbeal67, smolin9, The Voyager Series
Inframortian #2
INFRAMORTIAN is the official glossary of the Wormhole Series, a quick and handy reference for the curious reader who wants to know more about Morys Minor and its inhabitants. For your inconvenience, INFRAMORTIAN is not arranged alphabetically. The latest entry … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Nonsense, Voyager Series
Tagged biomimetic mutator, INFRAMORTIAN, Morys Minor, Voyager Series
Inframortian #1
INFRAMORTIAN is the official glossary of the Wormhole Series, a quick and handy reference for the curious reader who wants to know more about Morys Minor and its inhabitants. For your inconvenience, INFRAMORTIAN will not be arranged alphabetically. The first … Continue reading
Posted in Nonsense, Voyager Series
Tagged INFRAMORTIAN, Morys Minor, vitalmados, Voyager Series
The Morys Minor Tales
smolin9 visits flood-hit Somerset ‘The Morys Minor Tales’ has been reissued with the addition of a new story, ‘The Stove Boat’. The Stove Boat, the fourth book of The Wormhole Series, tells the story of how polkingbeal67 from a small … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Story, Voyager Series
Tagged Cygnus, Earthwatch, Melinda Hill, MMBC, Morys Minor, polkingbeal67, smolin9, The Morys Minor Tales, The Stove Boat, The Voyager Series, yukawa3
MMBC News
Global warming is on ice Morys Minor’s most watched news channel MMBC News The British Met Office has lowered by 20% its previous prediction of how much hotter the planet will get in the next few years. Which is inconvenient, … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Nonsense, Satire, Voyager Series
Tagged al gore, global warming, Met Office, MMBC, MMBC News, Morys Minor, smolin9
MMBC News
Niffis and the Chemical Weapons Debacle Morys Minor’s most watched news channel MMBC News As you know, all Chilloks are supposed to be vaccinated with compounds that neutralise their formic acid. The Naaffab leader, Keshiak, who was recently reinstated as … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Nonsense, Satire, Voyager Series
Tagged chemical weapons, Chillok, formic acid, MMBC News, Morys Minor, Muqu, Naaffab, Niffis, President Keshiak, yukawa3
