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Met Office left red-faced as ‘drier winter’ turns soggy Extract from Met Office 3-month Outlook, issued 21st November 2013: For the period December 2013 – February 2014 The probability that UK precipitation for December-January-February will fall into the driest of … Continue reading

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Global warming is on ice Morys Minor’s most watched news channel MMBC News The British Met Office has lowered by 20% its previous prediction of how much hotter the planet will get in the next few years. Which is inconvenient, … Continue reading

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Colder weather on way for Easter The Guardian, Monday 2 April 2012 The Met Office said: “It is likely to continue to feel cool, if not fairly chilly, particularly compared with the recent very warm spell, with temperatures quite widely … Continue reading

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