(and other stories)
Q. A talking mouse, an extraterrestrial dressed as Santa Claus and a burping cow: what do they all have in common?
A. They’re all in this book of humorous short stories for children.
‘Talking Trousers’ is the story of a mouse that is given the speech gene in an experimental research laboratory. In ‘Santa Comes Down The Wormhole’, a space outlaw discovers the Voyager space probe and decides to visit planet Earth disguised as Santa Claus. Also in the collection are the following titles: ‘Fish Figments’, ‘Bonaparte Breaks A Wing’, ‘The Burping Cow’ and ‘Ivy and Holly’.
My next book will be the ultimate key to the map of life, a jeweled window to the soul of mankind, an illuminating journey through the complexities and mysteries of the human condition. In the meantime, just make do with this story about little birdies.
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