smolin9’s snapshots from the Pale Blue Dot


Noisy kiss

Back home on Morys Minor, it’s considered rude and inappropriate to make more than a small, barely audible pop when you kiss. Judging by the reactions of the children in the vicinity, hominids on this planet go in for an outrageously thunderous slurp. Ew!

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About thespeedofdark

David Winship has written an unauthorised autobiography and several critically disdained literary tomes. His work is frequently compared with Steinbeck, Orwell and Hemingway, but unfortunately Mike Steinbeck, Daisy Orwell and Howard Hemingway were all terrible writers. He has been totally overlooked for the most prestigious literary awards worldwide, which is a shame as most of the words are spelled correctly. In fact, his books contain material that ranks with the finest literary works in history: all the right letters are there, just not necessarily in the right order.

Dave’s blog (The Speed Of Dark Blog) is part of his crusade for truth and justice and universal entitlement to free real ale. It may well be that his whole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.

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