smolin9’s snapshots from the Pale Blue Dot

'I surrender! Just stop! Please!'

Our weapons experts on Morys Minor should be aware that Earthlings are deploying sonic weapons to incapacitate and kill enemies. It’s all very sneaky. They get close to the enemy by trying to look unimportant, then they let fly. I was only exposed to this for a few seconds, but the tuba made me feel queasy right away. Anyway, it seems to be effective. The soldier on the left of this picture wasted no time surrendering.

If you’re not convinced by the threat of these weapons, wait till you hear bagpipes!




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David Winship has written an unauthorised autobiography and several critically disdained literary tomes. His work is frequently compared with Steinbeck, Orwell and Hemingway, but unfortunately Mike Steinbeck, Daisy Orwell and Howard Hemingway were all terrible writers. He has been totally overlooked for the most prestigious literary awards worldwide, which is a shame as most of the words are spelled correctly. In fact, his books contain material that ranks with the finest literary works in history: all the right letters are there, just not necessarily in the right order.

Dave’s blog (The Speed Of Dark Blog) is part of his crusade for truth and justice and universal entitlement to free real ale. It may well be that his whole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.

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