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This blog is an attempt to shine a torch into the dark corners. Defying the second law of thermodynamics, it started out with maximum disorder and therefore cannot succumb to entropy. It's equal parts dead serious and dead silly. Sometimes, when the hosting server goes down, it's just plain dead. If you decide to join me in my parallel universe, prepare to travel at the speed of dark... |
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Earthlings appear to be obsessed with balls. All sorts of balls – hard ones, soft ones, different coloured ones, misshapen ones, large ones and small ones with dimples. They seem to worship them. Yet, curiously, they’re forever indulging in idiotic activities like wacking the balls into various receptacles.
This hapless earthling is being handcuffed to one of the receptacles by the authorities, presumably as some sort of human sacrifice to the Great Ball.
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| This intergalactically recognised award was presented to The Speed Of Dark Blog by The Speed Of Dark Awards Commission. |
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| I am delighted to have been nominated for the 2012 Tony Blair Ducking Under The Bar Award for boldly raising the bar and diving under it. I knew I had the potential to be a great underachiever. |
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| I've racked up another prestigious award - the Eric Morecambe 'Mister Preview' Prize. According to the award citation, The Speed Of Dark Blog contains material that ranks with the finest literary works in history. All the right letters are there, but not necessarily in the right order. |
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