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Sacrifice to the Great Ball

Earthlings appear to be obsessed with balls. All sorts of balls – hard ones, soft ones, different coloured ones, misshapen ones, large ones and small ones with dimples. They seem to worship them. Yet, curiously, they’re forever indulging in idiotic activities like wacking the balls into various receptacles.

This hapless earthling is being handcuffed to one of the receptacles by the authorities, presumably as some sort of human sacrifice to the Great Ball.




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David Winship has written an unauthorised autobiography and several critically disdained literary tomes. His work is frequently compared with Steinbeck, Orwell and Hemingway, but unfortunately Mike Steinbeck, Daisy Orwell and Howard Hemingway were all terrible writers. He has been totally overlooked for the most prestigious literary awards worldwide, which is a shame as most of the words are spelled correctly. In fact, his books contain material that ranks with the finest literary works in history: all the right letters are there, just not necessarily in the right order.

Dave’s blog (The Speed Of Dark Blog) is part of his crusade for truth and justice and universal entitlement to free real ale. It may well be that his whole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.

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