Ewe wait around for a bus, then one comes, followed by an udder and an udder

sheep waiting at the bus stop

This image has not been photoshopped – I wouldn’t pull the wool over your eyes. We were near Parkend in the Forest of Dean today and saw this. The sheep here have been hit by the recession – times are baaad, they live in ramshackle houses and they’re having to travel by public transport. In better times, you’d see them in their lamb-orghinis.

About thespeedofdark

David Winship has written an unauthorised autobiography and several critically disdained literary tomes. His work is frequently compared with Steinbeck, Orwell and Hemingway, but unfortunately Mike Steinbeck, Daisy Orwell and Howard Hemingway were all terrible writers. He has been totally overlooked for the most prestigious literary awards worldwide, which is a shame as most of the words are spelled correctly. In fact, his books contain material that ranks with the finest literary works in history: all the right letters are there, just not necessarily in the right order.

Dave’s blog (The Speed Of Dark Blog) is part of his crusade for truth and justice and universal entitlement to free real ale. It may well be that his whole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.

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