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Earthwatch presenters – polkingbeal67 & smolin9

smolin9: Ask me another one.
polkingbeal67: Okay, how many wives did Henry VIII have?
smolin9: Well, obviously more than one, or you wouldn’t be asking the question.
polkingbeal67: Six. He had six wives.
smolin9: So he was a bigamist?
polkingbeal67: No. He didn’t have them all at the same time. They were consecutive marriages. One wife died, others were executed and some of the marriages were annulled.
smolin9: Right. So bigamy is having one wife too many, at any given time.
polkingbeal67: Yes. Come to think of it, monogamy is the same.

 

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About thespeedofdark

David Winship has written an unauthorised autobiography and several critically disdained literary tomes. His work is frequently compared with Steinbeck, Orwell and Hemingway, but unfortunately Mike Steinbeck, Daisy Orwell and Howard Hemingway were all terrible writers. He has been totally overlooked for the most prestigious literary awards worldwide, which is a shame as most of the words are spelled correctly. In fact, his books contain material that ranks with the finest literary works in history: all the right letters are there, just not necessarily in the right order.

Dave’s blog (The Speed Of Dark Blog) is part of his crusade for truth and justice and universal entitlement to free real ale. It may well be that his whole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.

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