The Voyager Series
The official home of the Voyager Series. Find out what happens when Voyager 1 gets picked up by two itinerant spacecombers from Morys Minor...
woke up, fell out of bed
"I read the news today, oh boy."
A sincere and unequivocal attempt to make nonsense of a range of topical issues of the day...
Here is a catalogue of my prose writings, including children's fiction, short stories, non-sequiturs and odd scraps of surrealism with or without a straightforward narrative. Don't believe me? Well, to prove it, here's a picture of a man being fired from a cannon:
Scientists are racing to find dark matter in the universe. You may find some of it here in the form of conspiracy theories, dark secrets, sinister and bizarre tales...
Raising a racket at Upper Gummtrey Tennis Club...
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This intergalactically recognised award was presented to The Speed Of Dark Blog by The Speed Of Dark Awards Commission.
I am delighted to have been nominated for the 2012 Tony Blair Ducking Under The Bar Award for boldly raising the bar and diving under it. I knew I had the potential to be a great underachiever. I've racked up another prestigious award - the Eric Morecambe 'Mister Preview' Prize. According to the award citation, The Speed Of Dark Blog contains material that ranks with the finest literary works in history. All the right letters are there, but not necessarily in the right order.
This is just to draw your attention to a totally awesome feature of this blog. A random aphorism/one-liner/quote now appears at the top of the page AND, if you click on it, you get another one!! Too much of a good thing can be truly wonderful!
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Category Archives: Collision
The deaths of British jihadis, Ruhul Amin and Reyaad Khan, in an RAF drone strike in Syria has raised some interesting and important questions. Under Article 51 of the UN charter, every country has the right of self-defence and, according … Continue reading
Today, MPs will vote on whether to allow a technique known as mitochondrial transfer. Critics have unhelpfully taken to calling it the ‘three-parent baby’ technique, since defective mitochondrial DNA from a mother’s egg is replaced with healthy mitochondria from a … Continue reading
The Association of Chief Police Officers (ACPO) is considering issuing new guidance recommending that UK police forces do not reveal the names of arrested individuals to the media. The issue was briefly raised as a topic in the Leveson report: … Continue reading
According to Treasury Minister David Gauke, paying tradesmen cash in hand to avoid tax is “morally wrong”. Here’s a typical scenario: you call out a plumber to fix a leaking tap and you settle up with cash and get a … Continue reading
A group of people are exploring a cave a little way up a cliff on the coast. The tide turns and the cave starts to fill with water. The mouth of the cave is very narrow and the first person … Continue reading
John has been given the responsibility of hiring people in the company he works for. His friend Alan applies for one of the jobs and is suitably qualified. John would like to give the job to Alan but is aware … Continue reading
A woman was told she had an aggressive cancer. Only one drug, a special form of radium, could possibly have saved her. It was not available on the National Health Service and was far too expensive for the woman’s family … Continue reading
Two men, Ahab and Bluebeard, are shipwrecked at sea. They’ve been swimming for some time and their strength is about to give out when they spot a wooden plank floating on the waves. It’s just large enough to support one of … Continue reading
In his celebrated essay ‘On Liberty’, John Stuart Mill asserts that “the only purpose for which power can be rightfully exercised over any member of a civilized community, against his will, is to prevent harm to others.” The issue of … Continue reading