The Voyager Series
The official home of the Voyager Series. Find out what happens when Voyager 1 gets picked up by two itinerant spacecombers from Morys Minor...WUFOOB
woke up, fell out of bed
"I read the news today, oh boy."
A sincere and unequivocal attempt to make nonsense of a range of topical issues of the day...Short Stories
Here is a catalogue of my prose writings, including children's fiction, short stories, non-sequiturs and odd scraps of surrealism with or without a straightforward narrative. Don't believe me? Well, to prove it, here's a picture of a man being fired from a cannon:
Dark Matter
Scientists are racing to find dark matter in the universe. You may find some of it here in the form of conspiracy theories, dark secrets, sinister and bizarre tales...The Moonwalkers
The only people ever to have set foot on an astronomical object other than Earth...Featured Page
Tip Jar
The downloads on this site (e.g. pdf versions of Earthwatch and Shackleton's Shed) are free. If you would like to donate a small sum of money to be invested in the upkeep of the site then please scroll down to the bottom of this page and click on the 'Donate' button. Somebody sometime has got to make money from the internet. Let it be me.Awards
This intergalactically recognised award was presented to The Speed Of Dark Blog by The Speed Of Dark Awards Commission.
I am delighted to have been nominated for the 2012 Tony Blair Ducking Under The Bar Award for boldly raising the bar and diving under it. I knew I had the potential to be a great underachiever. 
I've racked up another prestigious award - the Eric Morecambe 'Mister Preview' Prize. According to the award citation, The Speed Of Dark Blog contains material that ranks with the finest literary works in history. All the right letters are there, but not necessarily in the right order. -
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Category Archives: Wormhole Reports
The Wormhole Reports
Free copies of The Wormhole Reports These guys look desperate, but there’s still one more day to get your FREE copy of The Wormhole Reports (kindle version): The Voyager 1 space probe was launched by NASA on September 5, 1977, … Continue reading
Posted in Voyager Series, Wormhole Reports
Tagged Kindle, The Wormhole Reports
Free ebooks!
The following Kindle ebooks (all of which originated on this website), will be available completely free this weekend: Earthwatch Uncovered Earthwatch Uncovered lifts the lid on the popular MMBC tele-immersion series exploring earthling life on the Pale Blue Dot. The … Continue reading
Posted in Earthwatch, Off The Frame, Story, Wormhole Reports
Tagged Earthwatch Uncovered, ebooks, free ebooks, Kindle, Man Flu, off the frame, talking trousers, The Wormhole Reports
Smolin9 appears in print!
Find out what happens when the Voyager 1 space probe gets picked up by two itinerant spacecombers from Morys Minor… The paperback version of The Wormhole Reports is now available from Amazon: Order your copy now! If you’re not sure … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Wormhole Reports
Tagged Amazon, paperback, polkingbeal67, smolin9, The Wormhole Reports
The Best of The Wormhole Reports
“A thin man ran, makes a large stride, left planet, pins flag on moon. On to Mars!” Just click on the picture of smolin9 (as often as you like) for a random snippet from the silliest odyssey in intergalactic history. … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Wormhole Reports
Tagged Chilloks, microwocky, Morys Minor, polkingbeal67, smolin9, The Pale Blue Dot, vitalmados, Voyager 1, wormhole, Wormhole Reports
