The Voyager Series
The official home of the Voyager Series. Find out what happens when Voyager 1 gets picked up by two itinerant spacecombers from Morys Minor...WUFOOB
woke up, fell out of bed
"I read the news today, oh boy."
A sincere and unequivocal attempt to make nonsense of a range of topical issues of the day...Short Stories
Here is a catalogue of my prose writings, including children's fiction, short stories, non-sequiturs and odd scraps of surrealism with or without a straightforward narrative. Don't believe me? Well, to prove it, here's a picture of a man being fired from a cannon:
Dark Matter
Scientists are racing to find dark matter in the universe. You may find some of it here in the form of conspiracy theories, dark secrets, sinister and bizarre tales...The Moonwalkers
The only people ever to have set foot on an astronomical object other than Earth...Featured Page
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The downloads on this site (e.g. pdf versions of Earthwatch and Shackleton's Shed) are free. If you would like to donate a small sum of money to be invested in the upkeep of the site then please scroll down to the bottom of this page and click on the 'Donate' button. Somebody sometime has got to make money from the internet. Let it be me.Awards
This intergalactically recognised award was presented to The Speed Of Dark Blog by The Speed Of Dark Awards Commission.
I am delighted to have been nominated for the 2012 Tony Blair Ducking Under The Bar Award for boldly raising the bar and diving under it. I knew I had the potential to be a great underachiever. 
I've racked up another prestigious award - the Eric Morecambe 'Mister Preview' Prize. According to the award citation, The Speed Of Dark Blog contains material that ranks with the finest literary works in history. All the right letters are there, but not necessarily in the right order. -
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Category Archives: Voyager Series
Free ebook!
What would happen if aliens discovered the Voyager space probe? The ebook version of ‘Through The Wormhole, Literally’ is currently available FREE from Smashwords. Use the code SW79C at checkout (offer good throughout August 2019)… The Voyager 1 space probe … Continue reading
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Tagged humorous book, smashwords, Through The Wormhole Literally, Voyager
Smashwords Free Ebooks
A series of humorous books, based on what might happen following the discovery of one of the Voyager golden records by extraterrestrials in outer space, is now available as part of Smashwords’ 10th annual Smashwords Read an Ebook Sale. From … Continue reading
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Tagged ebook, free ebook, humorous book, humorous story, smashwords
Ebook Christmas Promotion
A series of humorous books, based on what might happen following the discovery of one of the Voyager golden records by extraterrestrials in outer space, is now available as part of Smashwords’ End of Year Sale. Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Story, Voyager Series
Tagged free ebooks, humorous ebook, smashwords
Ebook July Promotion
Both of the following books are available as part of Smashwords’ 10th annual July promotion. For the entire month of July, the following ebooks are available FREE from Smashwords: Through The Wormhole, Literally Use the code SS100 at checkout to … Continue reading
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Tagged free ebook, smashwords
ANTimatter
Being an avid aquarium hobbyist, it is obviously just a matter of time before Neil finds himself travelling by wormhole to a small circumbinary planet in the constellation of Cygnus. Okay, it’s probably more relevant that he is the grandson … Continue reading
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Tagged antimatter, humorous book, humorous fiction, sci-fi humour
Free ebooks! Xmas promotion!
Both of the following books are available as part of Smashwords’ Xmas Sale promotion. Through The Wormhole, Literally Use the code ZS26X at checkout to get this book for free (offer good through Jan. 02, 2018 ) The Voyager 1 … Continue reading
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Tagged ANTidote, free ebook, smashwords, Through The Wormhole Literally, Voyager Series
Free ebooks!
Both of the following books are available as part of Smashwords’ July Sale promotion. Use the code SW100 at checkout to get either book for FREE during the promotion! Through The Wormhole, Literally The Voyager 1 space probe was launched … Continue reading
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Tagged ANTidote, free ebook, smashwords, Through The Wormhole Literally, Voyager Series
FREE ebooks!
Read an Ebook Week Both of the following books are available as part of Smashwords’ “Read an Ebook Week” promotion taking place March 5-11 2017. Use the code SFREE at checkout to get either book for FREE during the promotion! … Continue reading
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Tagged ANTidote, ebook, Read an Ebook Week, smashwords, Through The Wormhole Literally
Book Giveaway
Goodreads Book Giveaway Antidote by David Winship Giveaway ends September 09, 2016. See the giveaway details at Goodreads. Enter Giveaway
Posted in Story, Voyager Series
Tagged ANTidote, giveaway, goodreads
ANTidote available now!
Neil is an avid aquarium hobbyist. He is also the grandson of a woman who befriended extraterrestrials from a small circumbinary planet known as Morys Minor. Having obtained financial backing for a project to reestablish contact with his late grandmother’s … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Nonsense, Story, Voyager Series
Tagged ANTidote, book, humorous book, novel, Voyager Series
