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KFC chicken crisis: Met Police called over fast food chain’s chicken ‘drought’

Evening Standard, 21st February 2018
The Met Police have urged hungry KFC fans not to call them asking for emergency assistance over the fast food chain’s chicken shortage. Officers in Tower Hamlets were forced to say the so-called ‘crisis’ is not a police matter after scores of London outlets were forced to close when they ran out of chicken. The closures, which are expected to last for the rest of the week while KFC battles the shortage, sparked panic among chicken fans.

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David Winship has written an unauthorised autobiography and several critically disdained literary tomes. His work is frequently compared with Steinbeck, Orwell and Hemingway, but unfortunately Mike Steinbeck, Daisy Orwell and Howard Hemingway were all terrible writers. He has been totally overlooked for the most prestigious literary awards worldwide, which is a shame as most of the words are spelled correctly. In fact, his books contain material that ranks with the finest literary works in history: all the right letters are there, just not necessarily in the right order.

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