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Earthlings are increasingly worried about global warming and the environment. Today, I’m visiting one of their wind farms, where they’re presumably hoping to grow some, er, wind.

The power plants you can see here have now fully emerged as giant fans ready to take on the task of cooling the planet.

Unfortunately, in order to print money for all the green subsidies, they’ve had to cut down all the trees. So much for the environment!

This is me, smolin9, the MMBC’s Pale Blue Dot correspondent, signing off from a wind farm on the land mass known as Great Britain.

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David Winship has written an unauthorised autobiography and several critically disdained literary tomes. His work is frequently compared with Steinbeck, Orwell and Hemingway, but unfortunately Mike Steinbeck, Daisy Orwell and Howard Hemingway were all terrible writers. He has been totally overlooked for the most prestigious literary awards worldwide, which is a shame as most of the words are spelled correctly. In fact, his books contain material that ranks with the finest literary works in history: all the right letters are there, just not necessarily in the right order.

Dave’s blog (The Speed Of Dark Blog) is part of his crusade for truth and justice and universal entitlement to free real ale. It may well be that his whole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.

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