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Lord McAlpine to sue Twitter users The Independent, Friday 16 November 2012 Former Conservative politician Lord McAlpine has commenced legal action against a long list of organisations and individuals who wrongly linked him to a paedophile ring. He said: “We … Continue reading

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Liberal Democrats will “do things differently” The Independent, Thursday 20 September 2012 Nick Clegg has made an abject apology to the nation for his broken promise on university tuition fees in a final attempt to stop his U-turn haunting his … Continue reading

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Colder weather on way for Easter The Guardian, Monday 2 April 2012 The Met Office said: “It is likely to continue to feel cool, if not fairly chilly, particularly compared with the recent very warm spell, with temperatures quite widely … Continue reading

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According to researchers at Essex University, British people have become less honest in the last decade, prompting news headlines this morning relating to our supposed moral decline. The university’s new centre for the study of integrity (honestly!) published its findings today … Continue reading

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