The Wormhole Series
The official home of the Wormhole Series. Find out what happens when Voyager 1 gets picked up by two itinerant spacecombers from Morys Minor...Man Flu
A deadly epidemic of Man Flu starts claiming the lives of birds in the West Hill dominion. A magpie known as Pica Pica identifies the problem, but no one believes him...Short Stories
Here is a catalogue of my prose writings, including children's fiction, short stories, non-sequiturs and odd scraps of surrealism with or without a straightforward narrative. Don't believe me? Well, to prove it, here's a picture of a man being fired from a cannon:
Dark Matter
Scientists are racing to find dark matter in the universe. You may find some of it here in the form of conspiracy theories, dark secrets, sinister and bizarre tales...The Moonwalkers
The only people ever to have set foot on an astronomical object other than Earth...Featured Page
Tip Jar
The downloads on this site (e.g. pdf versions of Earthwatch and Shackleton's Shed) are free. If you would like to donate a small sum of money to be invested in the upkeep of the site then please scroll down to the bottom of this page and click on the 'Donate' button. Somebody sometime has got to make money from the internet. Let it be me.Awards
This intergalactically recognised award was presented to The Speed Of Dark Blog by The Speed Of Dark Awards Commission.
I am delighted to have been nominated for the 2012 Tony Blair Ducking Under The Bar Award for boldly raising the bar and diving under it. I knew I had the potential to be a great underachiever. 
I've racked up another prestigious award - the Eric Morecambe 'Mister Preview' Prize. According to the award citation, The Speed Of Dark Blog contains material that ranks with the finest literary works in history. All the right letters are there, but not necessarily in the right order. -
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Tag Archives: Morys Minor
The Wormhole Series
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Earthwatch Uncovered
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smolin9′s snapshots from the Pale Blue Dot
Our weapons experts on Morys Minor should be aware that Earthlings are deploying sonic weapons to incapacitate and kill enemies. It’s all very sneaky. They get close to the enemy by trying to look unimportant, then they let fly. I … Continue reading
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Earthwatch
The Prince’s New Clothes Presented by polkingbeal67 & smolin9 Earthwatch presenters – polkingbeal67 & smolin9 “Join us to watch human life unfold on the Pale Blue Dot.” MMBC Earthwatch Highlights, interviews and analysis from Earth’s media Photos of a royal … Continue reading
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The Best of The Wormhole Reports
“A thin man ran, makes a large stride, left planet, pins flag on moon. On to Mars!” Just click on the picture of smolin9 (as often as you like) for a random snippet from the silliest odyssey in intergalactic history. … Continue reading
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The Best Of The Wormhole Reports
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Wormhole Report #19
Planet Investigation Investigator: smolin9 Target Planet: The Pale Blue Dot Date Investigator Assigned: 12.19.18.11.11 Investigation Scope: The investigation will focus on the suitability of the target planet for colonisation. The objective of the investigation is to determine the credibility of … Continue reading
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