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Boris Johnson reaches new heights of popularity Daily Telegraph, Tuesday 9 October 2012 Boris Johnson’s reception this week at Birmingham New Street Station was near-ecstatic – hundreds of activists cheering, “Bo-ris! Bo-ris!” as he got off the train. It’s hard … Continue reading

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Daily Telegraph, Friday 27 July 2012 The case for a new dynamic between farmers and retailers… “People are starting to appreciate the significant differences between supermarkets when it comes to their relationships with British farmers,” says Justin King , CEO … Continue reading

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The truth, according to science

According to the BBC, the Dutch team competing against Portugal in Euro 2012 enjoyed 56% possession of the ball and managed 529 passes compared to their opponents’ mediocre tally of 349. Of those passes, Holland achieved a success rate of … Continue reading

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Where’s the sand? Daily Telegraph, Monday 21 May 2012 Boris Johnson writes… I see the G8 has a brilliant solution to the problems of the eurozone… We are told that the only solution now is a Fiscal Union (or FU). … Continue reading

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Heavy rain across Britain despite the hosepipe ban Daily Telegraph, Friday 27 April 2012 Flood alerts could be introduced in parts of Britain over the coming days despite the country facing its most severe water shortage for a generation, experts … Continue reading

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Footballers tweeting too much? Daily Telegraph, Monday 16 April 2012 How Twitter has transformed football…From Ashley Young’s unpopular testing of Newton’s theory of gravity at Old Trafford to some Chelsea fans’ ugly chants and Juan Mata’s ‘ghost goal’ at Wembley, … Continue reading

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With one hand behind his back

In today’s Daily Telegraph, David Cameron says he will not rest until people have been put in control of their choices and chances in life. “Brick by brick, we’re tearing down the big state,” he boasts. “I want us to … Continue reading

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BBC tells journalists to stop calling Abu Qatada an ‘extremist’ as it implies a value judgement. Daily Telegraph, Tuesday 7 February 2012 A British court has called Qatada a “truly dangerous individual” and even his defence team has suggested he … Continue reading

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