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Putin berates the west over proposal to arm rebels The Guardian, Monday 17 June 2013 Russian President Vladimir Putin said: “You will not deny that one does not really need to support the people who not only kill their enemies, … Continue reading

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Protesters set up camp as Enniskillen braces for violent clashes 4 News, Monday 17 June 2013 The Northern Ireland G8 summit has seen £50m put into security preparations. With 3,600 officers brought in from across the UK for back-up, protesters … Continue reading

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Cameron promises to cut taxes so companies move to Britain The Telegraph, Monday 17 June 2013 David Cameron has promised to cut business taxes to encourage more companies to relocate to Britain as world leaders gathered to discuss reforms of … Continue reading

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Cameron pledges support for ‘genuine’ Syrian opposition The Guardian, Sunday 16 June 2013 David Cameron has welcomed President Obama’s announcement [on supplying arms to Syrian rebels], although he has yet to decide whether to follow the president’s lead. However, he … Continue reading

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EU damages Britain’s competitiveness The Times, Friday 1 March 2013 Brussels is to curb bankers’ bonuses from next year in a major blow to the City and the UK Government. Previous Next WUFOOB Archive

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The high-speed revolution will boost economy Herald Sun, Tuesday 29 January 2013 The British government has unveiled plans to extend a controversial high-speed rail network (HS2) to the north of England in a move that Prime Minister David Cameron said … Continue reading

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Supercostlyunrealisticreformsareatrocious Evening Standard, Tuesday 29 January 2013 Children’s minister Elizabeth Truss today announced reforms aimed at improving the quality of childcare staff. New nursery staff will be expected to have at least C-grade GCSE in English and maths. Only nurseries … Continue reading

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Should the ban on fox-hunting be lifted? The Telegraph, Sunday 23 December 2012 Jail fox hunters for five years, says RSPCA chief. The chief executive of the RSPCA issued a stern warning to Boxing Day hunts as he claimed those … Continue reading

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RSPCA spent ‘staggering’ £330,000 on fox hunting case The Independent, Monday 17 December 2012 The Heythrop Hunt, based in Oxfordshire, pleaded guilty to four charges of intentionally hunting a fox with dogs. The district judge referred to the RSPCA costs … Continue reading

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Private company offers trips to the Moon ‘by 2020’ Reuters, Friday 7 December 2012 Private firm, Golden Spike, plans “affordable” lunar mission for $1.5 billion. Financial Times, Saturday 1 December 2012 North Korea’s state news agency has announced the decision … Continue reading

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