Woke up, fell out of bed …

Francis Maude gaffe
Colder weather on way for Easter

The Guardian, Monday 2 April 2012
The Met Office said: “It is likely to continue to feel cool, if not fairly chilly, particularly compared with the recent very warm spell, with temperatures quite widely around or just below the seasonal average. Sunshine amounts are likely to be highly variable in this unsettled regime.”

The Independent, Tuesday 3 April 2012
The Cabinet Office minister Francis Maude is to be sidelined as the Government’s face of the fuel haulier dispute following his off-the-cuff remarks advising the public to fill jerry cans with fuel led to days of panic buying.


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My name is David Winship. I’m a wild nomad from Reading in England. I was born, raised and educated there. I’ve never lived anywhere else and I still live there today. My ambition is to discover the world outside Reading and I plan to visit exotic destinations like Bracknell and Basingstoke.

Most writers are descended from a long line of adjectives, but I’m not. I don’t know how to describe myself. I was well educated but didn’t let it go to my head. You can tell that from my writing. My scribblings are the product of two million years of evolution, but, just like everybody else, I like to think I’m unique. My blog is part of my crusade for truth and justice and universal entitlement to free real ale.

It may well be that my whole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.

Not many people find their way to this website. I don’t publicise it. Anyway, I’m glad you made it here. I’m truly humbled that you’ve taken the time to read my stuff. You may have landed on something that appears to be trite or even idiotic, but, taken as a whole, there’s a body of work here that I’m really proud of. I’m inclined to downplay its importance in my life, but I consider my writing as my soul, my legacy and my truth.

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